May 2013
get-muscle-n-hustle:
andhiseyeswereofbluesky:
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
omg gimme an elephant
Mother fucken silverback gorilla
Let's Start a Fandom Revolution!: Mississippi... →
jackpowerx:
robot-heart-politics:
thepeoplesrecord:
May 23, 2013
On March 14, 2009, 31 weeks into her pregnancy, Nina Buckhalter gave birth to a stillborn baby girl. She named the child Hayley Jade. Two months later, a grand jury in Lamar County, Mississippi, indicted Buckhalter for manslaughter, claiming that the then-29-year-old woman “did willfully, unlawfully, feloniously, kill Hayley...
Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.
– Virginia Woolf, Selected Letters (via violentwavesofemotion)
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while...
– William Arthur Ward (via misiuq)
In my younger days, I would have taken this gin bottle and thrown it against the...
– Mary Montezuma (via fakeville)
galifianafuck:
some guy just asked me where the magazine section is at and i said “i dont work here” and he goes “me neither” and walked away
bitchouttahell:
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
ranetree:
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
Why is there very little utility to women’s clothing? Why don’t we get pockets...
– Kara, “The Feminist and the Handbag” (via athenasaurus)
Oh lord, don’t get me started on this. This is a little thing that highlights a big equality problem between men and women. We need the same supplies as men to do the same job. When I stocked shelves it was impossible to find pants that would...
A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln...
– Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)
what a radical idea yo
(via matthewdgold)
Bam. Kids “misbehave” for actual, real, valid reasons. And have feelings.
(via amydentata)
For fuck’s sake, it takes the people in...
Women have to do so little to be declared “man haters”. All we have to do is...
– The Evil Feminist (via seebster)
shuckl:
shuckl:
shuckl:
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
pink-green-body-queen:
rabioheab:
people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying
This ffs….
ostracizedpoodle:
i got so many compliments today they were all from me but that doesn’t matter because my opinion is the only one that matters
macarena-of-time:
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
Things that might seem outdated for popular feminism may actually be points of...
– Jalondra A. Davis in an absolutely fantastic post on A Practical Wedding (via rachelwilkerson)
Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things...
– Chuck Klosterman - Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (via call-boy)